why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

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ashleighthelion:

YES.
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic.” - Dylan Moran, What it is (via jaythemaniac)

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unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

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prettycolors:

#080236
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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