March 2012
annawintour:
THAT POST DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE I MEAN YOU’D FEEL THE CHAMELEONS CLIMBING ALL OVER YOU UNLESS YOU WERE IN A COMA OR SOMETHING WTF
my reason for coming back as a ghost once i die will be so that i can have sex with everyone i ever wanted to have sex with and they’ll never know
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
scubway:
today this kid got a bad haircut and then someone was like “look at brandon’s hair it’s not straight” and my teacher was like “well thats okay because brandon’s not stgraight either” and i was laughing so ashard skldjfjewiofiu9ewio
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
kanyevvest:
some of u are so fucking sick
katara:
lungs-:
faggot:
hyliam:
I hope anyone who finds rapists/abusers/murderers attractive gets raped/abused/murdered
……………………………………
you cant choose who you find attractive….
but you can choose not to click the post button
tunnnelsnakesrule:
simonefiasco:
…that little white boy who killed those three kids picked them at random?
and some of y’all want to hug him and say everything will be okay?
nah, nigga.
what’s this about
people talking about the guy from the ohio school that shot three people and has been sentenced and how they want to “hug him and tell him it’ll be alright” and...
jakeeman:
buttduchess:
never gets old
where do all these funny videos that I have been missing out on come from
this will never not cheer me up
gossipgran:
i hope some of u marry each other
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
brucejennertalia:
lessbutts:
i dont go to one of those crazy jewish schools where everyone looks like this
at my school were all just a bunch of normal teens :)
(except were all white)
mor im going 2 pee my patns hslef
February 2012
tacobellsprout:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done
gossipgran:
SWEET ANGEL
patunes:
if you put ketchup in your eggs or macaroni n cheese you are a child of satan
kanyevvest:
pre10tious:
Omfg h0ttndanger0us made it onto The Soup
props to her. I knew she’d get enough attention for all the shit she says.
http://www.thesouptv.com/latest/anti-calendar-girl/297798
OH MY GOD “stupid girl doesn’t know why we have leap years”
doctornoah:
(✿◡‿◡)><(◡‿◡✿)
(✿◡‿(◡‿◡✿)
(✿◡‿◡✿)
(✿☉‿☉✿)
we are compleat
darthxrevan:
arrbok:
mcdammit:
Party Rock
is not a bad song
wat
suckmynutsbobbarker:
haiku to hot girls:
that was line one. now show me
what that mouf do, bitch.